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Reporter: Hello sir. Thanks a ton for finding out time for us from your busy schedule.

Mr. Almadi: No problem at all…hehehe

Reporter: Oh that’s so sweet of you! How is everything progressing?

Mr. Almadi: Very fine, I had problems in my marital life, they have suddenly disappeared. My bank loans are all gone on their own, old friends have again become friends…hehehe

Reporter: No sir, sorry you didn’t get my question! I meant how is everything going with the games?

Mr. Almadi: Oh that, hehehe… they will be held at the scheduled times only, we are not bothered by the weather, besides its just around 10 days, not like football world cup which goes on for a month...hehehe

Reporter: Ok! We’ve heard that the city is coming up with latest equipments and devices for the games. How true is that?

Mr. Almadi: Yes yes, very true. I’ve gifted all my officials with huge almirahs for massive storage. Each has multiple chambers and central locking system…hehehe

Reporter: Ummm…How do you see our nation performing in these international games?

Mr. Almadi: Our country has always been mediocre when it comes to ….llbbbbmmmmmbbb… brilliant when it comes to performing at the big stages…hehehe

Reporter: What’s funny?

Mr. Almadi: You mean hehehe?

Reporter: Yes!

Mr. Almadi: Well that’s my habit. Just like the way I can’t look into anyone’s eyes and talk…hehehe

Reporter: Sir, that’s not funny!

Mr. Almadi: You want some money?

Reporter: Well….ummm…why not sir?

Mr. Almadi: Here you go (hands her over a bunch of 500 rupee notes)
Hehehe

Reporter: tTtTtThank you

Cameraman: I want I want… hungry…hungry…

Mr. Almadi: Oh my god look at him, how thin is he? Where is he from? hehehe

Reporter: Dharavi

Mr. Almadi: Oh poor boy! Do you want some baby?

Cameraman: Yes yes! I want I want…hungry hungry..

Mr Almadi: Come here baby, come. Take, here’s your share. And if you want to join me you will get this kind of stuff twice a day. You want?

Cameraman: I want I want.

Mr. Almadi: great. So you are going to become the new slumdog millionaire…hehehehahahahahahahahahahhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhehehehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhahahahahahahahahahheheheheheheheheheheee